It isn't as easy as it sounds, but there are two basic ways to do this.
- 1. Invade Russia, or
- 2. Attack the USA
- Make sure you don't have lots of spare oil all over the place.
- You might want to distract yourself with a genocide.
- Beware of badgers.
- Attacking Poland is not an effective substitute for invading Russia
- Neither does Canada count as the USA
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